Will Mark Teixeira Make It Back From His Wedding In London In Time To Start At First Base For The Yankees Tonight?

Samuel L.: "WE'VE GOT TO GET THESE MUTHAF^$%ING PENGUINS OFF THIS MUTHERF^$*$^ING PLANE!!!!"

Where Kemba Happens

Tiki Barber's Reasons For Ending Retirement At Age 36: 1) Tiger Blood, 2) Winning, 3) Duh

Miguel Cabrera Tells Jim Leyland, Police That He Plays Baseball, Drives Better When He's Drunk

Green Bay Packers Linebacker Frank Zombo Leads The NFL In Having An Awesome Name

Brett Favre: "What Should I Do?"