Bachelorette Finalist Kiptyn Locke Reveals He Is Actually A Serial Killer Bent On Making Jillian Harris His Evil Love Slave

On the heels of finally ousting controversial contestant Wes Hayden, Jillian Harris received some sobering news on Wednesday: one of the three finalists to be her reality show husband is actually a mass murderer.

"Kiptyn revealed to us in the man's area that he is actually a serial killer who only wants Jillian so he can ritualistically murder her," fellow finalist Reid Rosenthal told ABC interviewers early Wednesday morning. "I always thought he was a little nuts, but this explains so much about the last six weeks I've been around him. Why he keeps disappearing for lengthy stretches, that vial of blood he keeps around his neck, why he's constantly sharpening cutlery. First Wes and now this guy. What a mess. Jillian should just pick me and get it over with."

Wes Hayden, a country singer from Austin, Texas, survived elimination until the final four, despite admitting he was only participating in the show as a publicity stunt. Women across the nation were set into a state of rage each and every week as Wes survived, especially after he told the other men on the show that he has a girlfriend. The combination of his ill motives, lying nature, and the fact that Jillian kept him in the contest this long made him the most hated contest in Bachelorette history. Until now.

"These allegations are completely false," Kiptyn told ABC News in response to the allegations. "Do I kill people for fun? Sure. Who doesn't? But I don't want to kill Jillian. I would like it if she would participate in my ritualistic killings. I want her to be my evil disciple, helping me find victims, wearing their dead skin over our bodies as we relish their loss of life - you know, that old, romantic chestnut."

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