In Interview, Rahm Emanuel Describes Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano As "Sexual Napalm"

White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel is known for his fierce dedication, loyalty, and now, for his passion. During an interview in the upcoming issue of Playboy, Emanuel describes his fiery and somewhat nauseating relationship with Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano, calling her, amongst other things, "sexual napalm."

"Check it out: that girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me... Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm..."

Napolitano is the third and current Secretary of Homeland Security, a cabinet position created following the September 11th, 2001, terrorist attacks. She was appointed to the position by President Obama after serving for six years as the governor of Arizona.

Emanuel continues: "I mean, she's from the desert, you dig? It gets hot as hell out there. That's how hot she makes the bedroom, okay? Only, it's not a swampy heat; it's more of a dry heat. Use your imagination."




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