Great Moments In World Cup History, Number 17: Illinois Man Forced To Watch World Cup Game Out Of Sheer Laziness

In 1986 Gary Sanders, a 44-year old auto worker from Skokie, Illinois, loses his remote in the cushions of his couch. Unable to locate it and too lazy to get up and change the channel on the television, Gary begrudgingly watches the last 37 minutes of Argentina vs. West Germany. Gary curses under his breath at the "pansies" and "fruity krauts" intermittently while sipping on a Pabst Blue Ribbon.

-THE EDITOR