Great Moments In World Cup History, Number 82: Alexi Lalas Hits On Your Girlfriend

On June 5th, 2010, former United States National Team soccer player and current ESPN analyst Alexi Lalas corners your girlfriend at O'Flaherty's Ale House. Slurring his words and perceptibly teetering, Lalas hits on her for approximately 14 minutes while you attempt to burn a hole in the side of his face with your eyes. Babbling incoherently about the finer points of soccer, your girlfriend is more frightened than intimidated by this hulking, smelly, butt-chinned man. You leave the bar as soon as he stumbles his way to the bathroom.