Great Moments In World Cup History, Number 13: Maradona Plays Entire Match Butt Naked

In the final and deciding match of the 1986 World Cup, the Argentina National Team unveiled a weapon so potent that it almost singlehandedly crushed the 1974 World Cup champion West German team: Diego Maradona's butt naked ass.

"His ass was a thing of beauty," recalls West German team captain Klaus Allofs. "He would sway this way and that with the ball between his legs, and his cheeks would bounce hypnotically. They don't call futbol the beautiful game for nothing."

Distracted by Maradona's complete nudity, Jose Luis Brown was able to score for Argentina in the 23rd minute. Although West Germany would tie the game in the 80th minute, Jorge Burruchaga scored from 83 feet three minutes later as Maradona bent over to examine his toe, distracting the entire West German team in the process.

-THE EDITOR